High School Cheerleaders Tired of Looking so Slutty

Have you ever showed up to a random high school football game and pretended to have a kid on the team in order to awkwardly stare at 17-year-old cheerleaders? Well, apparently they don’t like that and are prepared to make themselves less attractive to stop this from happening.

A group of high school cheerleaders in Connecticut recently approached the district school board to complain about the revealing nature of their school-issued outfits.  “I am embarrassed to stand up here dressed like this. Is this really how you want Bridgeport to be represented?” the squad’s representative told a board of shadowy educational figures.

Their cheerleading ensembles reportedly expose the girls’ midriffs and allow ample cleavage to be seen.

No decision has been made by the group of adults who earn money telling children how sexy they are supposed to look, but strong opposition from both the local pervert and sexually frustrated teenage boy political action committees is expected when the board reconvenes.

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